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    Farmer’s Market

    Bamboo Fresh 655 Front St. #108, Lahaina, HI, United States

    Who's that then? Shh! Knights, I bid you welcome to your new home. Let us ride to Camelot! Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system! The Lady […]

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    Dinner Party

    The Corn Palace 601 N Main St, Mitchell, SD, United States

    Look, my liege! Shut up! Will you shut up?! What a strange person. But you are dressed as one… You don't frighten us, English pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottoms, sons of a silly person! I blow my nose at you, so-called Ah-thoor Keeng, you and all your silly English K-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-niggits! The Lady of the […]

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    Late Night Party

    Party Haus 330 S Broadway Unit 602, Los Angelos, CA, united States

    Well, I got better. Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system! The swallow may fly south with the sun, and the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land. It's only a model. It's only a model.

    $5
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    Movie Marathon

    Winchester Mystery House 525 S Winchester Blvd, San Jose, CA, United States

    What's the point of going out? We're just going to wind up back here anyway. I'm going to the back seat of my car, with the woman I love, and […]

    $20

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    Rock Concert

    Doug Fir Lounge 830 E. Burnside St., Portland, OR, United States

    Hey, Luke! May the Force be with you. Look, I ain't in this for your revolution, and I'm not in it for you, Princess. I expect to be well paid. I'm in it for the money. Ye-ha! What good is a reward if you ain't around to use it? Besides, attacking that battle station ain't […]

    $15 – $40

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    Cupcake Decorating

    The Corn Palace 601 N Main St, Mitchell, SD, United States

    Oh God, my uncle. How am I ever gonna explain this? The plans you refer to will soon be back in our hands. I suggest you try it again, Luke. […]

    free
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    Board Meeting

    Musee D’Orsay 1 Rue de la Légion d'Honneur, Paris, France

    I have traced the Rebel spies to her. Now she is my only link to finding their secret base. What?! I care. So, what do you think of her, Han? […]

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    Birthday Party

    Krispy Kreme 6935 South Lindbergh, St. Louis, MO, United States

    Why do you think that she is a witch? He hasn't got shit all over him. Well, I didn't vote for you. A newt? Look, my liege! I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough water! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your […]

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    Weekend Long Adventure

    Cambridge University Library West Road, Cambridge, United Kingdom

    Dear Mr. President, There are too many states nowadays. Please, eliminate three. P.S. I am not a crackpot. You don't win friends with salad. I'm a Spalding Gray in a […]

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    Kitten Adoption Day

    Winchester Mystery House 525 S Winchester Blvd, San Jose, CA, United States

    I've done everything the Bible says — even the stuff that contradicts the other stuff! Our differences are only skin deep, but our sames go down to the bone. And […]